I wrote this when I was 13/14? my theory is the longer I leave it here unchanged the funnier it will get over time. It's an investment

☆Hello ♥♥♥♥ Lover!
☆*:. o(≧▽≦)o .:*☆

☆I am the most friendly ♥♥♥♥ on jupiter! I will add anyone if they wanna, Steam and chill or Netflix and chill

☆Specs:
GTX 970M

16GB RAM

Core i7 3.2GHZ

☆Mancrushes: Robbaz, Robbaz and Robbaz

☆Games:
I like to collect games of all Genres. I will Most likely play with you if you ask me to! (unless I am working on my Biceps in which case: ♥♥♥♥ OFF.) I also like to speed run games - Currently I am learning to speedrun GTA 5 any %.

☆Trade:
I only buy: csgo, tf2, trading cards and ♥♥♥♥ related stuff! I'm pretty cool about selling csgo skins (i don't have too many Expensive ones) And tf2 weapons and only some hats (starting a hat collection soon!) also I have a better Tf2 item inv than csgo. I also buy steam emoticons so if you have any you don't want, trade me!

☆Guilty pleasures: Bring Me The Horizon

☆Collections!:I like to collect Items In games!.
Currently collecting:
Csgo: Monkey Business skins (Selling!) and Battle Scarred Revolver Bone Mask skins
If you want to trade these skins message me :)

☆If you want to talk to me outside of Steam (for example Skype,Discord, Facebook ect.)
you need to know me and play with me for minimum 2 weeks and have earned my full trust!(I trust people easily so that isn't a problem for you!)

☆☆YOUR PROFILE MUST NOT BE PRIVATE UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE CHOKED BY A MASSIVE ♥♥♥♥!☆☆

☆More information about the ♥♥♥♥!?:

I was born on a farm in the arctic (which is why I know Polish because of the North POLE).
I was raised by Santa Claus and his elves until I was deported back to where all chickens come from: Nazi Germany.
From then on I became a violent ♥♥♥♥. Killing if anyone stepped up against me, I battled Putin, Stalin, Obama and Hitler in csgo 360 noscope only matches.
I was set out to be the best ♥♥♥♥ dictator that ever lived!

Until one day i met a fellow called Osama Laden Bin who told me all ♥♥♥♥♥ should love each other,
thats when I started this steam profile.


☆if I am not on Steam I am probably working on my ♥♥♥♥ biceps ᕙᓄ(☉ਊ☉)ᓄᕗ

☆Now once you have read this page:
PREPARE FOR 360 NOSCOPE ATTACKS YOU SCRUB! ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ·︻̷┻̿═━一♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥