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You might say I haven't spent enough time in this game.

to that I say ♥♥♥♥ off!

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ than Schwarzkopf

This game is repetitive cancer

I played this game while questioning my life with no answer

These positive reviews,

Must have been made by Jews

"Its not bad 'cause its free to play"

That doesn't justify ♥♥♥♥, I might slit my wrists and die today

Serious part for serious people: its a repetitive free beat em' up, However it doesn't have microtransactions but still boring AF

As a person who lives on a farm I can 100% say, without a shadow of a doubt this is how slaughtering looks like

If you are like me, Nostalgic towards then you like me will probably dislike this game.

Recently I bought COD WAW to revisit my memorise.

But the game is just not fun and its linear,

This bought me loads of joy when I first played but doesn't hold up well today,

However on the plus side the multiplayer still works and is poplular and the community is great.

If you have friends buy it....if not go die alone like me

This game is my life in a nutshell:

Set myself a goal which I deem simple

Start working on it

Get depressed because I can't progress and it makes me feel like ♥♥♥♥

Sit in my house drinking

Take my beers to my company van

Drink Drive

Drive for a while

Crash and go to hospital

Get Fired

Get community service

Sit around on benefits drinking and watching free Finish TV

Not a conspiracy theorist or anything but lookie here,

A major update was released about a criminal character in time for the presidential debates.

There is a heist in which you change the votes in the Republican's favour.

A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game about Donald Trump was released around the time of this update.

Donald Trump started from 'nothing' and created Trump Towers using shady methods. The update was about expanding your safe house using shady methods.

The game gives you clown masks at the start. Many people believe Donald Trump is a clown. Now that we established that Trumpo is behind the 'Killer Clown' ♥♥♥♥ we now know he wrote Steven King's 'It'
as the Killer Clown trend is coming out before the reboot

IT contains supernatural elements. What else is super natural? Thats right, 'Harry Potter'. In 'The Deathly Hallows Part 2' Magicians break into Gringots Wizarding bank and escape on a dragon. There is a character in Payday called Dragan.

If we take into account that Donald Trump created Payday (as seen in the evidence above) we know he is magical as he also was behind Harry Potter.

This means Donald Trump will win the elections using Magic.

When Donald Trump wins the elections Payday 3 will come out.

Only this time it will posses our minds and make us shoot up schools.

This will make people think video games cause violent behavior so they will flock to Payday 3 to see in what ways it causes you to be violent. More people will buy the game thus giving Trump more money!

......oh yeah Payday 2 is good...Almost forgot to mention that!

The real hunt is for your wallet

DRINKING GAME!: take a shot whenever I say GTA 5

I recommend this game, thats all I gotta say. If you wanna see my expirience with it then read on brother!

This review is for people who have played GTA 5(take a shot) but spoiler free if your a rebel

GTA 5(take a shot) has been around for ages. Everything to be said about this game has been said. So I decided to write about my expirience in GTA 5(take a shot.)

For starters GTA 5(take a shot) has its own sort of charm but hadn't charmed me like the previous games in the series.

The 3 protagonists in GTA 5(take a shot) are very interesting characters, though I admit Micheal was probably the least GTA(take half a shot) material. The character who embodied most of the GTA spirit was Trevor. Trevor was a psychopathic, funny and mad me sad on his last 'Strangers and Freaks' mission.

As a speedrunner GTA 5(take a shot) is probably one of the easiest GTAs to speedrun however quite dull which earns it the monika, '♥♥♥ SIMULATOR' as in a speedrun of GTA 5(take a shot) you take advantage of the 'skip' system which lets you skip whole portions of a level.

GTA Online is, well...OK. Once I connect to GTA Online its quite alright...Until some random Polish kid starts screaming at you then mute everyone incoming. Playing GTA 5(take a shot) with friends is fun. For a period of time I used to play in the over-world robbing gas stations dodging cops and all that classic GTA action. However I couldn't go 5 seconds without some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ going guns blazing at me only for me to sigh and riddle him with bullets. Alot of people complained about hackers in the PC version. But I haven't met any. GTA 4(Don't take a shot) had quite a simplistic multiplayer. But it was good to ♥♥♥♥ around in with your friends.

The heists in single player were fun and had alot of diffrent options. However I hated the onlie heists as there was no option apart from chosing roles and cuts. The people I got put with were ♥♥♥♥ and couldn't play it at all!

Overall this a good but flawed gamed. There is alot which I dislike however I put alot of time into it and gotta recommend it even though alot of my expirence was quite bad mkay?

Now i'll say GTA 5(take a shot) a couple more times to make you so drunk you'll like my review and then die.

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Okay, If your reading this review you know what CS GO is and how it plays. Its one of the most played games on steam and there are a ♥♥♥♥ ton of channels devoted to it. This review will be based on my expirence and will tell you what not to do and what to do if you want to be good at the game,

STEP 1: Get friends. Never go solo. Most of your friends probably have CS GO already unless you have 1 friend. IF you go solo you will find the most toxic players imaginable. On my first ever competetive game I was put in a game full of salty Polish kids and I got kicked and I thought I would never, ever want to play competetive again. With friends you will be saved from this expirence.

STEP 2: Don't think that you will instantly get good ranks. Just because you watch War Owl's tips doesn't give you an advantage. You will fail, fail and fail in your first 100hrs, but my best advice. Ignore youtube tips until later on in your CS GO life. You need to get a feel for the weapons you like, if some guy says,"THE PP-BIZON IS ♥♥♥♥!" But, for example you get aces with the Bizon. You will stop using the Bizon so you won't get as many frags then you wold have otherwise.

STEP 3: Leaderboards don't matter! CS GO is a team game. As long as you help the team enough to win rounds your good as gold

STEP 4: Don't go for CS GO marathons! This is something that helps my friends and I. Get exercise will help your reaction time and your will be less strained allowing for better rounds.

STEP 5: KEEP UP TO DATE WITH CSGO NEWS! Not doing this harmed me. I played 5 games in a row. No rank up for me. This was wierd we play another game we lost. Instant derank. before we new it we went from nova 2 to silver 4.

STEP 6: Have fun!.....In community servers. You will have alot of fun in community servers trying out custom gamemodes and not taking the game seriously.

So those are my tips. Go on...Play the game already and enjoy your fun and suffering

THIS IS AN AMAZING GAME...

However,

I agree this is an awesome game, I have had many hours of fun with it, with its fun gameplay mechanics which improved the combat system which added a polished FPS feel. However this truely is a lackluster RPG, with generally less RPG mechanics than its predecessor, New Vegas (the best RPG ever made in my opinion.) In New Vegas your conversdation tree was not limited to only your charisma skill. In New Vegas you had millions of solutions to your problems in Fallout 4 you might only get two which are just simply 'good' or 'bad'

However the thing that really pissed me off was the game disabling acheivements if your using mods. Mods have always been a key feature of my fallout playthroughs and it sucks that Bethasda feels like trying to punish you by saying,"Mods take away from the game!" I use mods to improve my fallout! To add new eye brow features or custom facial stuff, Add more armor colours and even locations to expand my playthrough.

I know it seems like i'm bashing this game too much but I really do love it however its problems make me feel that you should stick to a heavily modded New Vegas playthrough as in that game the story is much more interesting(depending on how you play) and if you installed alto of graphical mods you can make it look better than Fallout.

Buy this game. However I am giving it a bad review as it is a disapointing sequel in my opinion. As I keep mentioning buy New vegas first! Then if you have the money move onto this game (fallout 3's setting was really good and the quests were interesting however the gameplay sucked quite a bit.)

Dead Island....Now thats a name I haven't heard in a long time. I played this oh so long a go on the old peasant machines. I remeber really liking it.

It was a sunny morning. This game was on sale. I remebered the good times I had with it. I downloaded the game and started playing.

It had been at least 3 years since the last time I played. In this time I played brilliant zombie games like, DayZ, Dying Light, Left 4 dead 2, State of Decay ect.

The problem I had was thinking that,"Oh yes this will be brilliant as thats what I told myself all those years ago"

At the time for me this game was at the top as I never played nothing like it. Through those 3 years of playing zombie games I found better and better games.

If you played other games such as dying light, dead rising or left 4 dead there is no need for you too play this game

However if this is your first co op focused zombie game then I half recommend it.

There are other more brilliant zombie games you should play (such as the brilliant dying light which I keep repeating.)

To some up what I have probably said sixty billion times buy this game only if it is on sale and you haven't played left 4 dead, dying light or dead rising!