Évaluations récentes de A Massive Cock

THIS GAME IS THE BEST AC GAME IN THE SERIES!

Why did I give it a negative review you ask?

CUZ OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UPLAY!

I played this game for 3 hours straight turned it off. Went out with my friends. Came back. When I log into uplay it says I need to put in an activation code. "K" i think. Put the code in then Uplay says,"sorry this code has already been used."

Maybe it is just me that had these issues but my point stands.

IF I BUY SOMETHING ON STEAM DON'T MAKE ME USE UPLAY AND STEAM. I AS A PC GAMER SHOULD CHOSE WHICH CLEINT I WANT TO BUY THIS ON OTHERWISE THIS HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I grew up with this game and I am inlove with this game. The negatives in this game are that the options menu isn't as great as vice city's. In this game you play as CJ (Carl Johnson). Our friendo CJ has been kicked out of the state of san andreas to Liberty City. CJ tries to live a normal life there. One day CJ gets a call from his brother Sweet then he finds out his mom died so he returns to San Andreas. CJ is soon held up by Officers which he all ready knows and is blamed for the murder of an officer. The Officers take CJ's cash and drop him into ballas turf (your rival gang). From then on you take control of CJ and help Grove st. (your gang) get back on its feet. The story in this game is brilliant. It will make you think twice about your friendships as some of the people you grow to love will turn your back on you and the people you hate might become your friends. This game tried to add RPG elements which worked well although I didn't like that you have to go to the gym to get muscle otherwise you become weak. There is a stat for eveything in this game. There is a stat for every gun, A stat for your breath, A stat fo you muscle, a stat for your stamina, a stat for driving, a stat for bikes and more which will keep you playing the game to max them all up (appart from fat, unless you want a heart attack.) And you will soon learn that money is something that you don't want to spend as you will not get it back quickly (unless you do the fire truck missions which give you $30,000 each 12 levels of fire trucking.) The better you get at certain things you might get certain buffs, like having the ability to dual wield shot guns. In this game you can gain turf for grove street which will make the streets a safer place for you. To gain turf you must kill 3 gang memebers on that turf then you will start a gang war which will send waves of gangsters at you. You can make this easier by bringing more grove memebers with you. Once you have killed the members of this turf grove members will spawn here and you will gain income from this turf. Like in vice city you can buy buisnesses and do missions for your buissnes helping you gain cash from it. This game is probably my second or third faviourte gta game and I love it. This game gets a positive from me!

I really love this game. First of all the only negative comments about this game are that you have to pay extra for more clothes, maps and furniture. Secondly the dlc is over priced! I mean it is about the price of new games! After all these issues you get a brilliant simulator. In this game you can create any Evil or good character your heart requires. You can litteraly do anything in this game (with the help of some mods of course.) This game and the dlc are huge. I mean you can go over to france and steal some statues come back and sell them. You could also set up a dating profile. Then you also have the option of playing as a murder. Kiddnaping victims then drowing them or roasting them alive. You can also simulate your life by geting your job and making new friends and romance your romantic interests. Whatever you want to be you can be it in this game. This gets a positive rating from me!

Postal 2 is bloody brilliant. Seriously bloody. You play as the postal dude going doing stages of his life. In my opinion the missions are a little repetitive and I might have gone insane from the last 2 levels. The gamplay is sick and awsome. You get to cut off people's limbs then burn them before peeing on them to put them out. If you are easily offended then this game isn't for you, There are jokes which some of you might find offensive and even racists. To enjoy this game to the fullest go into it with an open mind as it will really ♥♥♥♥ with it. Also steam workshop support, now you can do even more sick ♥♥♥♥ with the help of your local friendly modders who are just as sick as you. This game doesn't have good reviews but it is the best psychopath simulator ever (debatble). This game gets a positive from me!

I really Do love the ship I mean the mix up with the sims and hitman it provides a sense of paranoia that when your character sleeps poops, baths,eating that some is just wating for the time. I do really like this game however i did not like the fact they seperated the single player from the multiplayer I just feel that it is cheap. Also now it is hard to make a server but still really you need to play it. My friend has a really crappy laptop and it gives him 50fps on lowest so you can run it on the crappiest thing in the universe.
Overall I Like this game I do have some issues as of its age now but it is still great 8.5/10