Recent reviews by A Massive Cock

30 mins? ♥♥♥♥ that noise!

This game hurts me every time I play it.
Never related more to a character. More so a character that doesn't speak.

I played this game for 5 hours and 2 of those was playing the actual game...
The rest was drawing ♥♥♥♥♥ in a notebook.
I never related more to a game in my entire life!

Oi I found out some exclusive Sayori and Monika Hentai. Just press read more:


































Good now that I have your attention have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Very good game. But I couldn't find a single 'Five Finger Death Punch' reference. 0/10

Do you enjoy being detected in cover? Do you enjoy dying over and over to random damage takes while wing suiting? Do you enjoy being kicked from games because of the uplay servers? Do you not being able to heal in fire fights which cause you to die?

Well if you're self-hating moron then this is the game for you!

Finally!

A game in which I can trap a bunch of humans with the promise of a better life. Then enforce racial segregation and breed blacks for heavy duty labour and white people for inteligence and hispanics for strenght and defense. AND force people to breed with whoever I want by locking them inside a room for hours, even days until they get pregnant with the perfect baby which will be put into an education program which fits my racial expectations!!! - I've waited for something like this for sooo long!!

(something is definitely wrong with me)

(this whole thing was a joke. Calm your tits.)

When is Adventure Facist coming out?

Be me.

A patriot with hatred for the Nazi party.

Download Heroes and Generals

Goes to fight for the Nazis to see what it was like

50hrs later I attend my first Neo-Nazis meeting

I put up a portrait of Hitler in my room

I begin to see that the only way to get Britain of its crisis is too take the jew's money

Vote for me for your Prime Minister!

....Also Heros and Generals is a fun aracade shooter

This game turned me straight. 0/10