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It was the best of times, it was the worst of time. This is a saying I wouldn't use for this game due to the constant pressure caused by the impossible survival skills that even the great Bear Grylls couldn't amount to. You'd think you were doing welll but that's just because you are feeble minded and cannot comprehend that it is only the beginning. You haven't even begun to endour the harshness of the almighty Deerclops that can and will dunc you, your loved ones, and everything you own. All in all you will never beat this game and will never survive past more than 5 or 6 seasons so you might as well move along. And buy the game.

Imagine: You're walking around, seeing people who look like blobs of Playdoh and you realize, there's an RKO coming from the skies to dunc you as another Playdoh man running donkey kicks you backwards but before you can react to either of these attacks, it's too late. This whole time it turns out that there was a Jockey that had somehow managed to travel from Left 4 Dead 2 and was horse riding your spine and cuckballs. Then all at once you strike back with a fury of kicking, fisting, and headbutting allowing you to murder and conquor your enemies. You've done it. You've played Gang Beasts.

Have you ever sat on your balls for so long that you ♥♥♥♥ on them and you know you can't move an inch or you'll die and your ♥♥♥♥ dries and connects your ass, balls, and taint? Well if not, it's a terrrible experience that you need in your life. Buy this game now.

I have osteoperosis. The reason, this game. Hours of cripling depression has led my bones to become brittle and weak do to the lack of nutrient sand saturation of death and scurvy on my cockballs.

Great game. Much lol. Lebron's Treeline willl be a dank meme that'll go down in history and will most likely be the main point of Left 4 Dead 3. That's why it's taking so long for it to be released.

My mom bought me this game the day I was born as a baby gift; little did she know it wouldn't be done until she had passed and my chilldren's children were able to play the game. But little did I know... it would never be finished.

Can't wait to jetpack blast my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ into hell for buying this game.

Would be a good game if when you went to sleep you hadn't of woken up to a tribe of 40 y/o virgins that had dunced you in the middle of the night b/c they live across the world from you.

Shot a teammate once and naded him by accident, then while using the deagle my teammate ran in front of me and I shot him in the skull. I didnt kill either of them and still got banned.My review...♥♥♥♥ Dis Game.