Recent reviews by Harrison (6 yo)

terrible game, can't get obsidian rose for ♥♥♥♥.

This game actually costs about $150-$50,000 depending on when you're satisfied with skins

On the surface, Dead Bits looks like your average licensed TV Show handheld shovel ware. But underneath that, is one of the biggest revolutions the medium has ever seen. Funny, smart, deep, timeless. Read on to find out why this stands as one of the finest licensed video games of all time, or indeed, one of the finest video games of all time. You play as Cory, the kid from the TV show who finds himself living in the White House. The gameplay is simple; you need to sneak around the various rooms and do various tasks, which often involve talking to someone or getting to a certain room. It sounds simple, but between the deep stat management systems, varied character patrol routes, and the amazing dialogue options, the gameplay is top-notch, making the likes of Metal Gear Solid pale in comparison (including on storytelling prowess, more on that later). The mini-games like the lock-picking are so deep, they could be sold as full games themselves. The graphics are life-like, the character portraits are so realistic you will think you are watching the show! I haven't seen such good graphics on a handheld game, ever. The audio is as good as a DS game can sound, it's all in there, from the sound effects to the catchy theme from the TV show. As an audio-visual experience, Dead Bits delivers the best on the DS. What truly shines however, is the dialogue and the smart humour in the game. The dialogue here is comical to kids, but truly hilarious to adults, which are more likely to get the subtler jokes. And yet, it's full of life lessons and themes that resonates to all of us, children and adults alike. It's like watching the best Pixar film of your life. The writing here may live on as a timeless example of comedy. What they have pulled off here may be one day looked back as "the Shakespeare of comedy". Overall, this game is a hidden masterpiece, one that will change the way video games are made. Just give it time. For now, you can be privileged enough to play this masterpiece while the rest of the world is still unaware of its implications and future impact on the medium. They will catch up, eventually.