Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzly’s diamond-♥♥♥♥♥♥’-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. You’re curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. You live in a sophisticated mud hut, your washing machine is a bucket of water that you shake, and you brush your teeth with your grandpa’s back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zipline cables. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got **simultaneously** ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Keemstar’s cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like ♥♥♥♥.

+rep Wonderful guy!

Good match!

skilled fragger, aggressive playstyle, let's keep the kills rolling ˘⌣˘

Today has just been ♥♥♥♥ for me.

Earlier today when I was making lunch, I had just finished cooking my eggs and my meatballs. I put it on my plate. As I grab my plate and lift it up it literally just shatters into two pieces and my fingers get cut a little bit and I start bleeding. Great.

Fast forward a couple hours to my
before-dinner-gooning session. I'm in my bed and I feel like yeah, damn it's been a while now I can't just keep edging, I gotta go for it. So I get up and go to the bathroom. I sit down on the toilet seat and pull up some videos from my girlfriend and eventually I end up releasing my juice. I counted up to 6 cumshots, but on the fifth, I felt a weird burning sensation in my right thumb. I quickly realized that my ♥♥♥ has been shot into my wound and I could feel the wound absorbing my ♥♥♥. It feels just like how when you put hand sanitizer on a wound.

+rep cool sense