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Listen up, you small-minded, gallonless peasants. While you’ve been wasting your life sipping from Dixie cups of mediocrity, I have been investing in the future: a full 55-gallon industrial-grade drum of 100% certified SEMEN.

Yeah, you heard me.

Genetic Goldmine
We're talking potential DNA from peak evolutionary stock (source: trust me, bro). One splash of this and your garden might grow legs and walk. Your fish tank? Sentient.

Organic, Sustainable, Vegan-Adjacent?
No artificial colors. No preservatives. Just the raw, unapologetic essence of life itself. Environmentally questionable, spiritually undeniable.

📉 Recession-Proof Investment
Gold? Overrated. Crypto? Crashed. Semen barrels? The new frontier. When society collapses, this’ll be worth more than water, gasoline, and verified Twitter accounts combined.

🔥 One Drum. Endless Regret. Eternal Glory.

Can you message me on steam I have a trade request for you? U give me all ur sealed graffiti i give u 1 oil drum of my semen

always ready for action

Good match!

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