Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along really well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of dbd sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I will play Jake and try my best, even though you're like probably the best at dbd <3. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

The classic Joehoe experience

Sorry dude, what can I say?

You are just so sexy

After a good game in DBD, i added him because he like like a cool guy.
We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, lots of great DBD and most importantly true friendship.


I invited him to my house for a DBD party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.


When he arrived at my house,
he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Do not trust this guy.

"Gunna go make myself something to eat"

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