Recent reviews by DoctorFoxHead

10/10

I Keep Screaming

Everyone wants to use me, each second i progress is with remarkable willpower of staying a good guy
Raphael has a nice voice

by far the worst performance giving and adjustment made on a game anyone who likees this game likess it due to dumb cowboy vibes, in reality this is just a game made for that and abandoned very quickly
how is it that my geforce experience recommends full quality setting and i get bad fps on performance settings, game literally doesnt allow you to play it if its not on ultra and sloppy controlls that movement locks you is so common you would think it was a monkeys job.
Online is mostly full of abusive cheaters and kids whose parent give theem no attention so they turn to playing battlefield and screaming in VC in lobbies

Help me

I got so addicted to this game I nearly failed my thesis 7/10
Qunairi is cool I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate shards
Cassandra was a racist until she got that chunky qunari D
Solas is a racist don't use him he is a dumb hoe
Dorian is good
I started romancing Josephine after learning Cassandra was a racist then went back to Cassandra because of that dumb spymaster ~
Blackwall is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a joke making me travel everywhere
Varric is a BIG POG
Dorian is gay
Cullen is an addict
Vivienne likes old man
Cole is a glorified dildo
Iron Bull is a glorified single dad
Sera is not even worth mentioning
Varric named his crossbow after the girl he loves, she is married to someone else ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIMP
Let me wrap it up
Cassandra is that frenchwhore from real history
Dorian is the gay guy from friends ? or how I met yo mom
Varric is Hasbullah
Cullen in rehabilitation
Vivienne is the rich black girl from any teen show
Iron Bull is the fat guy from the modern family
Corypheus against cancer
Morganna Mommy issues (ngl kinda hot)
and last but not least you,,, ugly mf

Fun shoot shoot

YOU PLAY THIS WITH FRIENDS AND BE HAPPY

cars go vroom devs can eat ass

OUT OF 1 TO 10 I WOULD GIVE THIS GAME YES BANNERLORD WHEN ?
I"ve been playing the game for a lot more recently to see how the game have change honestly compared to the initial relase gameplay they improved and made the game deeper with content with each update so let me tell you about my latest playthrough
I stater as a battanian super moder extremly charming and sexy i was aiming to focus on trade and get some money and fame before i join anyone i didnt wanted to build my own nation i wanted to take over battania through some events i have became a great frind to the king of battanian and no joke my man died too early he was like a father to me during this time my name was Belthon and my dear king gamve a castle of his own his own what a king i was no influence but a charming guy i focused on getting missions done doing tournaments and already had few workshops wasnt really making money out of them but i was making something nonetheless sadly during a skirmish my king and dear friend died he didnt even get to see my kids and because i was a charming man i was also put in the likelyhood of becoming a king yet i didnt have enough influence to make it so another man named Aeron took it ♥♥♥♥ Aeron btw he was a impulsive coward but during most of his reign i supported him with everything i have i even gave him the banner during these event we were able to deal incredible damage to sturgians and vlandians taking all of their cities and castles but dealng with endless revolts i was able to yoink pravend for myself as i lead a 2000 men army to it after defeating sturgians and vlandians as battanians we kept fighting aserai and khuzait we struggled to fight both as we lacked the number of lords and they had nearly doubled us in numbers in active soldiers this lead to aserai and us fighting in souther vlandian and central empire lands most often no joke most of those cities were around 6000 prosperity now they are all below 2000 as you know when you hand the banner to a nation conspiracy starts to develop as i was fighting constantly with aserai and khuzaits i wasnt always able fight back the conspiracy and it kicked in lucky at this stage empire nations were also getting hit left and right by us aserai and khuzaits the issue was now as battanians we were fighting everyone and i mean everyone a vlandian city rebels rose and we werent able to hold them back as we were fighting in other fronts this lead to vlandia being a city state i had every land from revy to balgaard under me and even further at times but the issue was aserai had over 10000 prosperity in muliple cities they didnt have much but with that much prosperity they could fight us without a hold somehow they maneged to get a rebelian in quyaz which allowed us to take the castle in the vicinity and get a foothold in their lands while they were focused on the rebellion in quyaz we kept interrupting their attempts to take back to city this lead to them losing a lot of lord as prisoners i was a good man but i had to start taking prisoners this allowed us to move into their lands and push forward greatly remeber at this time while i am leading an incredibly large army my only makes of money was making highquality two handed swords which got nerfedin 1.7 with this i was losing a lot of money i had to find a way to make money i had to downsize i was able to downsize my spending by lowering garrisons in safe cities which also led them to prosper due to a lot of food i was making a lot of money now i then had my first male child at this time i alread had few nephews i had everyone on my family married and i have been married with Corein for a long time i just didnt have time to slay what she has because i was slaying aserai heads off most of the time my focus on weakening the aserai was succesfull they started to have lower quality armies with less man in them i was also smart in my offensive wars with them this lead to a peace with aserai but before i could do anything about khuzaits pushing us from nort we were pushed from sturgian lands all the way to omor i already have lost 2 of my own cities to them but i could fight them yet i still had to deal with empire and i was losing patience very quickly revolts and circling declarations of war lead put a lot of weight on me as now i was the most influencia l man in the nation admired and loved by many our king has grown old and senile he was weaking our nation by his presence and i couldnt do anything about it i tried sending assassing without tongues and even if assassins were succesfull he miraciliously survived i wish our old king and my dear friend also survived with him we would not had any of these problems with all this weight and birth of my child TEYMUR i had to make sure i keep our nation safe and enemies weak i hated empire and everything it stands for so i started executing nobles of the empire it didnt matter how many i kill thry kept coming but with each that fell many started hating me they tried to hunt me but alas every and each one of theem to this day failed an will fail During my patrols around Zeonica a border city that i myself own i met emperor Lucon and without a doubt i also executed their emperor right there within ours of executing Lucon an envoy arrived with a letter that informed me about the death our our High King Aeron i wasnt the honest man i once was now i was tier 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from executing my enemies yet i had immense support for me to become king thus i became the king my aim was to stay on defensive for khuzaits and aserai give them tribitue until empire becomes no more we were able to take most of empire lands but we were losing against aserai with our best facing towards empire it didnt matter how many armies or man we had agains khuzaits and aserai they floursih in numbers and horses as i lead our armies towards the empire 2 of the empire factions fell and only one left this advancement wasnt the best we couldve had we lost lands in souther vlandia and northern empire as we pushed throught the empire we were only marching closer to new enemies, stronger enemies enemies once empire held back enemies we werent familiar with khuzaits now as i march towards the last cities and castled towards the empire i see fast moving armies and parties of khuzait impossible to catch or run from. I wasnt the man i once was i started as a man seeking to find his family and fortune now i am father a king and most importantly i am the one who carries the dragon banner I am no longer Bethon I AM YEET High King Of Battanians Father of TEYMUR Husband of Corein and soon not just the destroyer of the Empire but the man who build a new one