Recent reviews by Capt_Diqhedd

Short fun puzzle game. Takes about 4 hours to "100%". I put that in quotes because for some reason there isn't an achievement for getting all the visual filter collectibles that tend to be harder to find than the base collectibles. A lot of the puzzles have really creative solutions.

The only thing I didn't really like about the game was finding secret areas that were impossible to beat without a secret power-up (which you get no indication of how to find, you kinda just slap your head against walls until you happen upon it). One of them is technically possible to beat without it and since I didn't know about it at the time I tried doing the super precise timing on it for like 15 minutes before giving up. I think areas like this should've been given a specific symbol so you'd know not to bother. Backtracking for secrets can also be fairly annoying since you'll typically have to restart that zone from the beginning. Though this isn't the worst thing as zones are fairly short when you already know all the solutions.

Also in case it wasn't already clear, this game has a limitation placed upon itself where it cannot use words at any point in the game other than the title of the game and credits. This isn't really an issue at any point though, but I could see some players erroneously selecting the trash can icon in the main menu to delete their save by accident, though the game makes it fairly clear what it does.

By the way I hope you like seeing turd screens, because the dev is a certified troll.

TL;DR 4 hour cute puzzle game with some annoying parts, personally would wait for sale before buying.

Fix it. You have infinite money. Thank you.

Some egg thing exploded under me and I was thrown 800 feet into the air before falling and hitting a forklift directly with my spine, sliding off onto the harsh red soil. I lost like 1/3rd of my health.

One of my fellow helldivers punched me so hard I fell onto the ground with a broken arm, losing 95% of my health.

So yeah it's peak.

Hey Lois, look at this! I can review a game without even having to own it because these dumb♥♥♥♥s put em all into one thing!

Every time I look, this series hits a new low. You don't need to give them a cent to see that. Anyone who feeds them every single time does not have my respect.

not gonna lie


kinda peak, glad I went into it 100% blind.

Game's great. I ended up liking the story stuff more than I thought I would, and the actual gameplay is of course excellent.
If you like fast-paced shooters then get it. If you like speedrunning levels, trying your best to get the lowest possible time and beat all of those tough developer times, then ABSOLUTELY get it.
In the event you don't like the story, the game makes it pretty easy for you to ignore it by fast-forwarding.
Also the soundtrack slaps, I surprisingly didn't get tired of some of the tracks despite hearing them for long periods.

All I'm gonna say is, once you get to THAT part of the DLC, you'll know damn well it was worth the wait.
(Please note, "THAT part" happens several times)

I was skeptical, the only other rogue-like I've played and enjoyed was The Binding of Isaac. But I heard great things so I tried it, and I can definitely say it lives up to the hype. Very fun time with lots of stuff to do.

And if you're not really sure if you'll like it, just buy it to try anyway. Before you hit the 2 hour mark you should be able to tell if this game is for you or not.

Audio completely broken after both install attempts. Come on man.
EDIT: There is a fix for the audio here: https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/app/1454890/discussions/0/2974027084071349710/
However, servers keep randomly dying so the game isn't playable 95% of the time, good luck getting to play through a full match.
This morning I was able to play 5 campaign matches before losing connection to the server. If you're lucky (unless they fixed it) you can go a good while without server troubles. There's a great game here, but they need to fix this.
EDIT: Servers seem to be fixed, go have fun!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play it ya stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nob how many times do you need to be told to before you just do it already jesus christ