I miss you

-rep un toutou

Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
😭
Nobody ever died from oven crude poisoning.
😵
Peter: [after the British guy explains the rules of Cricket to Peter] Does anyone know what this guy's talking about?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that ♥♥♥ means cigarette.
Peter: Then would someone tell this cigarette to shut up!
🙁
On nights such as this, evil deeds are done. And good deeds, of course. But mostly evil deeds.
(Wyrd Sisters)
😩
Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
😯
"I love every living creature." -Leela
"Even me?" -Fry
"As a friend." -Leela
🤔
An editor is one who separates the wheat from the chaff and prints the chaff.
-- Adlai Stevenson
😍
A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. "Free
Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."
😘

+rep Ancien Zoom Surfer

+rep good man

+rep very good negotiable trader