I hope your next meal gives you the bubble guts

This lady is such a RUDE individual, she steals ALL of my candy, then continues to legit, ♥♥♥♥ on my kids lego builds. It is insane how anyone can be so cruel, I don't get it. One time at band camp, she straight up, queefed in my sons trumpet. Making a FOUL disturbing noise. I would honestly never understand how she gets away with so much. Another time, she streamed on twitch, and openly cursed out my mom for JUST SAYING HI TO HER! JUST HI! The audacity of this young thug. SHE DOESN'T EVEN FLUSH THE TOILET!!! can you imagine that? Nor could I. But alas, she is a cool friend, I hope she falls in a lake....filled with goose piss.

PS: Hi marples, you are aight.

Love, Charles Xavier.