This German/Scottish Ogre comes equipped with 370 Pounds of shoulder to sternum concussive force , Standing at 5'10 his signature red beard is easy to spot at a distance , not that the ogre is well versed in subtlety it can however be surprisingly crafty in the ways of "General Mayhem and disorderly conduct" .

Conclusion: Wind the turner 6 times , Shake , and place it facing the desired area you wish to see devolve into chaos.