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Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
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H: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you,
Slice him up before he slays you.
Nothing makes you look a slob
Like running from a HOB'LIN (GOB).
-- The Roguelet's ABC
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
- David Letterman
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[upon learning that Meg is dating a nudist]
Lois: Now Meg, there's no need to get testes. I mean testy. Nuts. I mean crap.
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Mal: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee
from being cheerful." (he smiles at her, never stopping working) "Sometimes
you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."
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"Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception."
-- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989
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он очень крутой парень
он даже в кс го глобол илит вы прикиньте у него ещё в кс ке нож за 10 к