Choomfie
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gary 9 Sep @ 3:47pm 
last online 2 years ago
ThunderBird 31 Aug @ 9:25am 
I live in Israel and share a Tel-Aviv apartment with my girlfriend. We are in constant gratitude for being together during this horrifying reality.

This this morning, as she was finishing a phone call with Choomfie, recommending that we try to live normally, according to our daily routines and with as little fear & scrolling as possible - so we decided to take a shower together.

While taking her clothes off, I was suddenly saturated with a thirst for her, we threw ourselves at the couch and got it on.

Less than a few thrusts & moans later, I accidentally said Choomfie's name out loud but at the same time the windows were shaking from the vibrations of a distant, yet very loud wave of bombings.

Right after, as I squeezed her again, all I could think of was: "there's people who live in peaceful countries that will never get to experience this kind of sex, kind of an achievement".
bartholomew 27 Aug @ 11:46pm 
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent AL, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet awakening, devils tangos, he put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
ThunderBird 26 May @ 10:46am 
I have a 47 billion GPA, took 938 AP classes in my freshman year, and am a member of every single extracurricular activity/team in the entire united states. Will i get rejected by the local cs2 team? (P.S. Thanks for your time and consideration, I how hard it must be for someone like yourself to stoop down so low as to speak to a peasant like myself) (P.P.S. this guy has a fat ♥♥♥♥)
Jimmba 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:03pm 
have a nice offer, added
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