Okay so this may sound like I’m messing with you but I promise you I’m not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Basically if I don’t get enough blood flow to my ears they will slowly freeze and fall off, it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There’s no cure for it except one, I need to constantly warm my ears and the only material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl, so I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons

Thanks for your informative post on r/sinkpissers last month! Thanks to you I was able to save over £130 on my water bill.

This kid hard tunnelled me after I double dipped my nuts in front of him when I slapped the pallet in his face after he face camped my pookie. Stay away from this troglodyte at all costs, he is NOT to be trifled with.

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Thanks! Going for the platinum trophy on Wallpaper Engine, so stay tuned for the progress. Appreciate the support, always happy to sign a fans profile.
~ signed by Prolix

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