Recent reviews by Lee

I rarely write reviews because I just can't seem to bring myself to do it but this game was mind-blowing.

Zombies hover towards you on the soles of their feet.
They used their abnormally long arms to hit you from metres away.
You are plunged into the game without any sort of introduction whatsoever.
When you die the map doesn't even reset.
Satan was killed by a damn flashlight.
Zombies spawn in front of you.
If you die and zombies happen to be at your spawn point, you'll get destroyed.

Satan was still somewhat within the acceptable range however, I couldn't even get past the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ title screen when I first bought this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuse for a game.
Definitely not worth the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quarter.
Where's my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ refund this game can piss off.

Great game!