One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has
only nine lives.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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"To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question ... or is it?"
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"All the people are so happy now, their heads are caving in. I'm glad they
are a snowman with protective rubber skin"
-- They Might Be Giants
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The reaper does not listen to the harvest.
(Reaper Man)
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"When it's time to stop living, I will certainly make Death my number one
choice!"
(The Last Continent)
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There is no statute of limitations on stupidity.
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A German, a Pole and a Czech left camp for a hike through the woods.
After being reported missing a day or two later, rangers found two bears,
one a male, one a female, looking suspiciously overstuffed. They killed
the female, autopsied her, and sure enough, found the German and the Pole.
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moo

Hi

addison is actually a person

dat hoodie tho

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