I sexually Identify as a talking car. Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of driving on the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on beautiful girls. People say to me that a person being a car is Impossible but I don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care and I'm having a plastic surgeon install a diseal engine, steering wheel and wheels on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me 'Sparky' and respect my right to drop shoes and plushies on you and collect panties needlessly. If you can't accept me you're an autophobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. pls no copy pasterino