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Hi Bertie

Hope you are well

Just informing you that notice must be given if you are unavailable to make a shift. It will be assumed that you will attend all rostered shifts if no communication is received.

It is unacceptable to leave mid-shift without finding a suitable replacement.

Our restaurant was left shorthanded and found ourselves unable to serve our customers to the high standards we hold ourselves to, resulting in early closure for the night.

No further warnings will be given, any further breaches of your employment contract will result in immediate termination.

Regards

Car Wash & Kebabs

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In a morning, if my hands aren't shaking, I'll take 360mg of release amphetamine, while doing my daily jelq session. I can do a thousand now. After I start to feel heart palpitations, I go to the vitamin closet. For multivitamins, I take two gummy dinosaurs. Then, a gummy fruit pastel, and a single magic bean. Then I chug down 2 gram paracetamol to slow the approaching migraine, while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a painkiller with little or no risk of stomach ulceration, because stomach ulcers are incredibly painful and make you die. Then, two tabs of zinc, then omega-3, followed by a final megadose of vitamin D3.

As someone of a similar age and many years doing all positions in multiple restaurants, it is your job to make it either absolutely clear to management when you will not be available (being specific about the time well in advance) or get your shift covered.

You can't just say "I have an interview coming up" you have to say, I will not be available on this day at this time and if you schedule me I will not be able to come in for that shift. You should preferably do this in writing, if not in writing you should tell multiple managers to make it clear to multiple people that you can't work that shift.

You don't just bring it up once and wait until the day of to notify them. If anything you should of sat down with your manager the moment you found out you were scheduled on that day to avoid situations like this.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

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