I sexually identify as Donald Trump. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being a furious real esate tycoon master. People say to me that a person being Donald Trump is impossible and I’m retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install angry eyebrows, orange hair that flows in the wind, and a new tan. From now on I want you guys to call me “Trump” and respect my right to put my giant name on any building I please. If you can’t accept me you’re a trumpaphobe and need to check your donald privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. I'm honestly just feel so attacked right now so if you could stop triggering my furious eyebrows, that'd be great.


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made it like a year before he even announced he was running for elections lmao