Recent reviews by gimlithehobo

got a girl pregnant and had to keep working on the farm....kid lives on farm and doesn't do ♥♥♥♥. i give him chores, tell him to milk cows and pick the beans. doesnt listen to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing I say. 10/10 on reality.

So this game sucks. Wish I wouldve read more reviews. I beat the game in under an hour. There is nothing clever or well-written about it. It blows large donkey coke then Shrek blows off Eddie Murphy. This ♥♥♥♥ and other ♥♥♥♥ games should not be allowed to upload themselves into St3am. But, then again, G@b3 N3w311 and his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minions, all search to make more money like the rest of the world in their c_n_ _ucking rituals of allowing sh1t games to be on St3am like this one. I am severely disappointed and whoever made this game and wrote it out can go ♥♥♥♥ themselves with a barbed wire fence as this is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible short game that was a waste of money. ♥♥♥♥♥ YOU G@b3 and ♥♥♥♥♥ the develpors who made such a fooooouuuuucking shaaaatahy game

I guess 2 Half-Lifes make a full one?

eh its ok

Can flush the toilet in my bathroom. 10/10 better than my real apartment.

Great game in the 10mins i played. Had issues with it on my mac. Otherwise, I was really enjoying it. Maybe the real game won't have the MacBook Issues when it is released.

3rd side quest and a poster falls off into the lava....really???? plz fix. on the game as a whole, its just more borderlands 2. im slightly disappointed that not much was done to overhaul the appearance of the game menu and game play. adding low grav environment and such doesnt add all that much to gameplay. buy when it goes on sale if you want it.