Be careful around this guy he will do anything for his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sugar blasted wheat dipped in sweet honey together in a bowl with cold fresh milk. Slowly letting the honey coated puffs solve themselves in the now deliciously sweet honey flavored milk while the puffed wheat is still as crisp as ever.

For this splendid gastronomical experience of flavor and texture this guy was willing to risk his life, not once but several times.

For a decade he worked as a field operator in British intelligence during the 90s risking his life during every mission. Get this, he did all this not because of some sense of patriotism to his country that has provided so much for him and honestly, he should be grateful to.
He worked for CEREAL!
I'm serious, this guy got a box of cereal for every mission completed. People ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died by his hand for a cheap breakfast product.

Later in life because of his impressive record he is recruited for a space mission to explore a radio signal which is suspected to come from an alien civilization. Not only does this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with no competence find these aliens, he has the audacity and tenacity to show them his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CEREAL again. For some unexplainable reason these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ass aliens love this ♥♥♥♥ as much as him and steals the rest of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CEREAL on the spaceship. Of course, crazy as he is the guy goes on a rampage. He jumps out of the ship chasing his sugared wheat down to the planet without a spacesuit. I don't know if it's just luck or not, but the planet has the exact living conditions as planet earth. While down there goes Jackie Chan on the green ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and takes back his type-2 diabetes inducing breakfast. Back on earth he gets a hero’s welcome for finding aliens and nobody cares that he just beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of them for CEREAL.

But his violent days are not over, because even in retirement age he works as a lifeguard on the beach. I don't know how a senior citizen could be responsible to watch over hundreds of visitors every day. I can only imagine that this sick ♥♥♥♥♥♥ took this job to watch people in swimsuits walk by all day. One day spying in his binoculars he sees someone drop a box of literally just pure carbs and this guy freaks and grabs his rescue boat to save the box of CEREAL. While doing this he doesn’t give a ♥♥♥♥ about the people on the beach. A kid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drowned while he left his post for some honey covered wheat. Jumping from his boat to save the box he had to fight a shark with his own bare fists to reach the box. Back on the beach this guy is declared a hero just for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that shark up, no one even cares that a 5-year-old kid drowned while he left his post.

Let this be a warning.

This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will do anything for his Sugar Puffs.

I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept