is this my dad?

oh hi there~ *blushes* i heard you are 6ft 6, handsome, and play guitar

you wanna maybe get some coffee sometime and i can explain the laws of thermodynamics and inform you about electricity~ *blushes again* oh? you already know about those things... oh wow.. you're an electrician?! ^-^ UwU~ maybe we can get dinner sometime on a wednesday night and get to know each other a little better... *blushes cutely* oh... you already have plans? you are going to cook dinner for your family that night~ OwO oh wow, you so handsome and kind.... well... since we can't do those things... UwU~ maybe you would want to get together sometime in the next 1-5 years and do any kind of activity...~! oh? you will be busy going to university and studying electrical engineering in that time frame? oh wow... i guess you will be smart AND unavailable.. OwO~ AND handsome~ i'll see you on the flip side hunky hubster UwU~ *advanced blush*

sometimes in the mirror I look at myself and realise that my life is pointless without you