Slav Mouth - Slav Star

Some gopnik once told me the vodka's gonna roll me
I ain't the drunkest slav in the shed
She was looking kind of drunk with her bottle and her squat
In the shape of an "L" like a Soviet.

Well, the shots start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the booze and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to drink for fun
Your squat makes art but your head gets dumb

So much to drink, so much to pee
So what's wrong with squatting on the back heels?
You'll never know if you don't show
You'll never Stalk if you're not in the zone.

Hey, now, you're a Slav Star, get your glass up, go dance
Hey, now, you're a Squat Star, get the hardbass, get laid
And all that pizdec is gone
Only Life of Boris breaks the mold