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Rest In Porn Marshman. You never left your room towards the end in the final months. Ill never be able to look at a non binary zombie the same way after seeing your love for them in The Forest game. I have agreed with your family & loved ones to sue the Adult Diaper company whose faulty product resulted in your ultimate demise.
If I had been a better cyber Friend perhaps I could have stopped you joining ANTIFA and promoting asteroids rights vs planet earth and numerous other gofundme pages you made for Womens rights may not have been made had I been there for you m8.
Heres to you marshie I toast the finest bogan lager available and pour it on the ground for you - Great Northen
To divide and control the increasing slave population, the Lizard Jews from Mars devised a cunning plan were they would create various religious beliefs to stop the masses from uniting as one and overthrowing the Lizard Jews from Mars, as had happened back on their home planet.
For centuries, the Lizard Jews from Mars controlled the planet Earth and treated their Human slaves as though they were little more than cattle and through the mixing of their DNA, created a new species of Human which their Chief Geneticist named Oompa Loompas, you may be familiar with them from the award-winning documentary, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
After several more centuries, the Oompa Loompas grew weary of their existence filled with heavy labour deep beneath the Earths surface and revolted against their masters.
The Oompa Loompas, who now vastly out numbered the Lizard Jews from Mars, used their mining equipment to penetrate the citadels walls and in a last-ditch attempt, the Lizard Jews from Mars detonated their nuclear stockpile, destroying themselves and the majority of the Oompa Loompa population.