I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?' Jesus replied, "This much" and stretched his arms on the cross and died for me. If you love Jesus, put this as your status. 96% wont do it. Only 4% will stand up. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you.

Met unc struggling to cross the street due back problems, gave him a hit of my 0.6 liter Mango Smoothie Galaxy Gas and saw unc move faster than Usain Bolt

Warfront devs, your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ server is down. Get that ♥♥♥♥ back up. We tryna play. a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at home locked and loaded right now Fix THIS ♥♥♥♥

Head game is still trash btw

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

-rep
head game was trash