"♥♥♥♥ you all I'm the master of piss ."

-Oisin O'Neill {29/08/2023}

"Now you have Verne Troyer's coming down at you from above ."

-Oisin O'Neill {02/06/2021}

"You can be as hot as you want but if you're giving me the paw I don't want to ♥♥♥♥ you."

-Oisin O'Neill {16/01/2021}

"I'm a cuboid vegetable and my llife is pain."

-Oisin O'Neill {26/10/2020}

"All I'm saying is someone in this discord call is getting ♥♥♥ for Christmas."

-Oisin O'Neill {02/10/2020}

"You're currently a homeless man who is relying on a fake gay marriage."

-Oisin O'Neill {02/07/2020}

"When I press my brake pedal my monitor turns off."

-Oisin O'Neill {09/06/2020}

"I'd ACTUALLY drink you."

-Oisin O'Neill {20/05/2020}

"I'm in this World of Warcraft guild but I think it's a sex cult."

-Oisin O'Neill {23/03/2020}

"There's two amps in my room within spitting distance."

-Oisin O'Neill {11/11/2019}

"I plan on hitting my kids."

-Oisin O'Neill {24/09/2019}

"If goose is geese then moose is meese."

-Oisin O'Neill {05/08/2019}

"We're not allowed ouija boards because they have a power we don't know."

-Oisin O'Neill {22/07/2019}

"I'm getting crunchy roll ads on facebook because I typed it into a shoe"

-Oisin O'Neill {07/04/2019}

" A human life is worth 15 seconds. "

-Oisin O'Neill {25/02/2019}


" I don't know what it feels like to have big lips."

-Oisin O'Neill {09/02/2019}

"They're not all feet, just the ones that need to be."

-Oisin O'Neill {07/01/2019}

"What are toes called?"

-Oisin O'Neill {07/01/2019}

"I'm not made of fingers and lips."

-Oisin O'Neill {03/09/2018}

"Some things are just born in eggs."

-Oisin O'Neill {03/07/2018}

"I'm strangely flexible"

-Oisin O'Neill {09/04/2018}

"I'm a fat gamer with a wand in my drawer."

-Oisin O'Neill {09/08/2017}

"The price of things that cost the price they are."

-Oisin O'Neill {19/04/2017}

"I think my teeth are getting shorter."

- Oisin O'Neill {18/11/2016}

"When the seasons change my lips get irritated."

- Oisin O'Neill {09/04/2016}

"I haven't received my Hogwarts Invitation yet because I'm not ready"

- Oisin O' Neill {20/08/2015}

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