Tardigrade
Ramen
Oregon, United States
Currently Offline
Item Showcase
Comments
pedr ass 26 Jan @ 8:17pm 
became good friends on cs go, started running duos, became very friendly, added me on snap, first snap i got was a butthole, both cheeks getting spread by hands, with the caption "is it bleached enough" super gay, and 20% jewish, do not add and do not contact please
cartload 26 Jan @ 8:16pm 
I know that a lot of people want to catch em all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can ♥♥♥ in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense.
cartload 23 Jan @ 3:05pm 
I'm 15 years old and the Tates have helped in life so much. I used to be extremely bullied and was considered 'the joke of the school' just a year ago. Ever since I learned about Andrew and Tristan Tate I adopted a 'military style routine' where I wake up at the same time and sleep time, go on 6 am runs, and live an extremely disciplined life with no social media. And over the past year I have completely grown as a person to where now when I go to school people genuinly look up to me and respect me. Almost everyone wants to engage in a conversation with me now, whether its for complients or just to get to know me better. I have risen up the social hierachy because of my status and the energy I give off. I cannot express enough how much Andrew Tate has improved my life. I cannot thank him enough.
pedr ass 23 Jun, 2024 @ 10:37am 
very hot heehehehehehehehehhee