Hooplah
HE'S IN   Texas, United States
 
 
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Peaches.
Armstrong:
'All right...the broth, then.'
'I do need chocolate..and scotes!'
'Wanna know why?'
'I HAVE A CREAM.'

Raiden:
'What?!'

Armstrong:
'That one day, every person in this nation will control his own recipe.'
'A land of the TRULY hungry, dammit!'
'A nation of ASPARAGUS, not curds! Ruled by STEAK, not spaghetti!'
'Where the food changes to suit the individual..and not the other way around!'
'Where flour and allspice are back where they belong..'
'On the PLATES OF THE PEOPLE!'
'Where every man is free to cook..to ROAST..FOR HIMSELF!'
'F*ck all these limpdick potroasts, and chicken-leg stroganoffs!'
'F*ck this 24/7 spew of mushroom and celery BULLSH*T.'
'F*ck American pie, f*ck the meaty pizza!'
'F*CK ALL OF IT.'

Armstrong:
'America is cheesed..'
'Saeurbraten to the core.'
'There's no flavoring it..'
'We need to boil it off from the roots!'
'Wipe the plate clean..'
'SCARF IT DOWN!'
'And from the napkins a new America will be BORN!'
'Raw, but UNSHAVED!'
'The bland will be purged..and the tastiest will thrive.'
'FREE to cook as they see fit!'
'They'll bake America GREAT again!'

Raiden:
'What the hell are you.. talking about?'

Armstrong:
'You still don't get it.'
'I'm using war as an appetizer to get selected!'
'So I can end war as an appetizer..'

Armstrong:
'In my new America, people will fry..and grill..FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE!'
'NOT WITH CRISCO! NOT WITH OIL!'
'NOT FOR WHAT THEY'RE TOLD IS RIGHT!'
'EVERY MAN WILL BE FREE TO COOK HIS OWN MEALS!'
'so... whaddaya think?'
CrowDough 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:42am 
added to discuss that Lawnmaker you got, would be buying to keep and im sure we could come to an agreement you'd like if you'd be willing to hear me out!
the overmind 10 May, 2022 @ 1:08am 
+rep booblah
Keith 18 Feb, 2022 @ 10:42pm 
hooplah pls play vsh

-keith
john boothplorer 10 Nov, 2020 @ 5:01am 
hello hOOP....
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Strade 4 Sep, 2018 @ 6:05pm 
hi i'm random i'm gonna add u