Behold this pathetic CS2 loot goblin 🐀, a waifu-worshipping, Silver 1 disaster who’s 5’4” on his best day, rocking a neckbeard greasier than Inferno’s banana 🍌🤢. This anime-obsessed dweeb still lives in his mom’s basement, surrounded by crusty body pillows of his 2D “wives” 😘🛏️. Snatches every gun like a klepto hoarding AWP skins, then drops the bomb in spawn like the brain-dead bot he is 💣🙈. Goes 0-20, whines about “haxorz,” and cries into his Sailor Moon dakimakura when he’s vote-kicked 🥺. Never touched a real woman, never will—this parent-leeching, loot-grubbing incel’s only “clutch” is stealing dad’s credit card for more skins 🤑💳. Keep malding in your mom’s Wi-Fi dungeon, you useless, waifu-humping scrub 😹🗑️.

plays with professionalism

heyyy

+rep played with u

real pro cheat more scum