*As of 04/10/2019, this box is now known as the "Philosophil" box of Wisdom and Words due to a verbal error made by that who this box is dedicated to. May her regrets be many and the teasing be eternal*

"Just ignore the voices they're lying"
" BUT THEY'RE SO LOUD TAMO "

"I have really fun and then it makes me sick"

"don't worry i got you- AH HELP HE GOT ME"

"stabby stabby stew"

me when the new guy at work asks how hes doing but he sneezed in the burrito:
https://youtu.be/fvU4QnE-2nQ?si=nJzUm1-tcUWXr5Yq&t=69

"you wee knee-f*cker"

"There is no friendly fire, right?"

"Who the ♥♥♥♥ triple sneezes, I only have 2 nostrils"

"I'm not even a good potato"

"It just puts me in a state of status"
"... you mean stasis?"

"No dont do that, thats very no legal"

"... so we should put her in lumy warm water"
"..... lumy?"

"Wheres the R in custard creams?" ".... so its custad ceams?"

"yeah i know, but its just i dont know... i dont know, y'know"

"Does that look like a Leopard Gecker?"

"Theres a plane in the sky"
"OMG WHATS IT DOING UP THERE"

*trips* "eeeee the ground went up but my foot didnt :( "

"I wanna... suck your fingertips... and then... im sorry i cant sexy talk"

"youre like a kettle... when they get really warm theyre all like "PHWOOAAAA".... youre like a kettle"

"Brsuehs"

"Jeopfully"

"theyre declaring war on me, how do i say no?" - Total War tomfoolery

"get your knee out of your dinner"
"a jobful person" - someone with a job
"I will put you in a vegetative state"
"You absolute spatula"
"Do you ever feel like a wet tortoise?"

"Tamo Dogo and Pearbear, killing zombies!" (do do do)
"Tamo Dogo and Pearbear, saving the world!" (do do do)

"have a good day at work" - "im not going yet" - "okay byebye"

"stinky poo poo. 10/10" - a hero
"Milkshakes are like quick sand except they're really-slow sand"
"I want to be an animal vet"
"Hey look at this knife "
"Doggy fo' yo' wife?"
"Awesome possums, goodie gumdrops!"
"I mean, who else can say they died in space?" "No one... because they were dead"
"I wanted to see if you could jump on top of the helicopter.... you definitely can"
"Bita bita bed?"

Depression: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1LqLrRDtMY&list=RDT1LqLrRDtMY&start_radio=1

Resident Evil 8 in 8 seconds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcuwAF0XcjY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc2w8azwBmE

Stop what youre doing and go watch Helluva Boss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el_PChGfJN8

Monsters - walking on cars (The Stranger)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JydmMFF1cSY

Awkward advertising and dates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2GQjbxN544

Ultimate Camping Pranks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTB2nIIvcqg
"STOP DRINKIN ENGINE COOLANT YA DUMB ♥♥♥♥"

Subtle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoSPgI3-E1s

CoinciDANCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBHkIWAJitg
"He went 👀👀👀"

"Is this what coronavirus does?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtxPLJMhH2E

Living in the Shadows - Love Death Robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_5xeZV4ifE

"raw"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ECUybzrhQ

Still Corners - The Trip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5YOhcAof8I&list=RDlan-Pjv99Xk&index=2

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

"Thats a 10"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbepN4dKLbU

Father son bonding <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roBNJtqNQF0