Progresul realizărilor lui Crouching Oso, Hidden Kuma pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 20 iun. 2014 la 13:26

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 20 iun. 2014 la 17:57

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 20 iun. 2014 la 15:06

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 27 mart. 2016 la 3:42

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Obținută la 4 apr. 2016 la 2:59

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 20 iun. 2014 la 17:54

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 22 iun. 2014 la 19:15

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 19 aug. 2014 la 11:08

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 3 apr. 2016 la 3:39

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 3 apr. 2016 la 5:28

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 4 apr. 2016 la 3:30

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Obținută la 2 apr. 2016 la 21:54

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 27 mart. 2016 la 3:51

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 25 iun. 2014 la 11:11

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 2 apr. 2016 la 23:12

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 2 apr. 2016 la 22:27

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Obținută la 3 apr. 2016 la 4:07

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 23 iun. 2014 la 14:03

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Obținută la 1 apr. 2016 la 6:56

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 20 iun. 2014 la 15:03

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 27 mart. 2016 la 4:46

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 22 iun. 2014 la 15:38

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 20 iun. 2014 la 14:06

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 22 iun. 2014 la 21:11

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 1 apr. 2016 la 6:21

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Obținută la 22 iun. 2014 la 21:09

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 3 apr. 2016 la 3:02

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Obținută la 4 apr. 2016 la 3:33

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 6 nov. 2015 la 11:46

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 1 apr. 2016 la 7:31

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 3 apr. 2016 la 3:31

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 22 iun. 2014 la 19:04

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Obținută la 22 iun. 2014 la 21:08

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 4 apr. 2016 la 3:08

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Obținută la 1 apr. 2016 la 7:31

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Obținută la 3 apr. 2016 la 3:41

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 20 iun. 2014 la 14:32

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 20 iun. 2014 la 18:03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 20 iun. 2014 la 15:38

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 20 iun. 2014 la 13:21

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 20 iun. 2014 la 18:51

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 20 iun. 2014 la 13:11

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 20 iun. 2014 la 17:58

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 23 iun. 2014 la 13:43

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Obținută la 1 apr. 2016 la 7:01

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Obținută la 27 mart. 2016 la 3:30

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 2 apr. 2016 la 23:53

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 22 iun. 2014 la 18:30

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Obținută la 3 apr. 2016 la 4:08

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Obținută la 1 apr. 2016 la 3:57

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 1 apr. 2016 la 3:06

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Obținută la 1 apr. 2016 la 7:31

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Obținută la 3 apr. 2016 la 5:20

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Obținută la 3 apr. 2016 la 3:00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 10 sept. 2016 la 21:54

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Obținută la 10 sept. 2016 la 21:32

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

20 / 30

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

24 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

170 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30