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Sillium 7 Aug, 2019 @ 11:04pm 
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The Panda 12 Jun, 2018 @ 5:43pm 
Please buy me and I'll prevent hot ♥♥♥♥ leaking from your ass
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Sillium 1 Jan, 2017 @ 1:28pm 
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RaynMason 2 Nov, 2016 @ 12:26pm 
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Sillium 5 Oct, 2016 @ 6:43pm 
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Warpig 4 Sep, 2016 @ 7:50pm 
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii ♥♥♥♥. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored live and rubbed it all over is head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate.
Warpig 4 Sep, 2016 @ 7:50pm 
Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
Warpig 30 Aug, 2016 @ 7:02am 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Luke 18 Jul, 2016 @ 6:15am 
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Luke 17 Jul, 2016 @ 3:24pm 
He is cool
Warpig 15 Jul, 2016 @ 9:15pm 
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Warpig 8 Jan, 2016 @ 10:22am 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Cannolli 24 Dec, 2015 @ 4:51am 
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Warpig 22 Dec, 2015 @ 1:39pm 
What the swag did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the ♥♥♥♥ out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hashtags. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, ♥♥♥♥♥.
Viscarin 22 Dec, 2015 @ 1:38pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the internet? Think again ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Warpig 22 Dec, 2015 @ 1:36pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet ♥♥♥♥♥. I was getting a blowjob from two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch ♥♥♥♥. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35.
Viscarin 22 Dec, 2015 @ 1:30pm 
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BEFORE I LEAVE, ♥♥♥♥ MY NIECE WITH EVA BRAUN TOO
CUZ WHEN I LEAVE FOR MEIN REICH, I'M GONNA KILL SOME JEWS

I'M TALKIN
TAKIN OFF ALL THEIR CLOTHES CLOTHES
GASSIN' THEM TILL THEY CHOKE CHOKE
THROWIN 'EM IN SOME STOVES STOVES

GOOSE STEPPIN
RIGHT INTO YOUR CITIES
SPREADIN THE NAZI PARTY TRYIN TO TAKE OVER YOUR COUNTRRRYYYYY

DON'T STOP, MAKE EM DROP!
NAZIS BLOW UP YOUR CITIES UP!
TONIGHT, THEY GONNA FIGHT
'TIL YOU GIVE INTO THE REICH
Warpig 21 Nov, 2014 @ 11:57am 
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