brown avocado

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely

v ♥♥♥♥♥ energy muy bueno. Eres no muy inteligente.

Chop Goblins sweep

A band of young heroes has escaped the Begnion army to form a group called the Dawn Brigade. Fighting for a free Daein, they alone have stood against Begnion's forces. They alone have shouldered the hopes of their nation. Among the company is a young girl named Micaiah, who is said to possess mystical powers. The people of Daein have come to know her as the "Silver-Haired Maiden." They have come to think of her as the saviour for whom they had been waiting. Begnion's forces have tried time and time again to capture and silence the Dawn Brigade. However, Micaiah's ability to sense impending danger has thus far allowed the Dawn Brigade to evade the empire's grasp.

Tellius – The year 648 – Early summer. The northeastern nation of Daein lost a bloody war with neighboring Crimea three years ago. Crimea, however, abdicated its right to rule Daein and passed sovereignty of its former enemy to the powerful Begnion Empire. Daein's future is now subject to the whims of the empire. Begnion's occupations forces have gathered all of Daein's men of fighting age and put them to work in labour camps. Their work is brutal and void of purpose, designed to break both body and spirit. The remaining population faces poverty and starvation as the fields lie fallow.

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lettuce

-rep bad at the famous game known as civ 5

I love you uwu

clear the roof

is this really the famous white supremacist leader Potato al-albatatis?

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potato?
more like
swag

sid from ice age

Nerd

h e l l o

so many n'wahs posting spam on this fine lad's profile

no touchy

mean person rep^2

*eats a potato*

good fren

ledel ledel leeeeee

Hey Potat, I found U on steam

Hey Potato I friended you from discord

noice noice is potat respekt

@Potatoman OOOOOF have some notfications

oof

is a potato

oof

why the name change

lettuce