"Verily, as with all who don the mantle of yon King,
This knave is but a clumsy automaton—naught but a bot!
Fit he is for ranks of crimson hue, where fools do clash.
Yet lo! The realm of combat lies in ruin most dire,
And thus, through Fortune's foul and fickle hand,
He is exalted—not for cunning nor artful play,
But for his base and mindless mimicry of form.
O cursed flowchart! That such soulless toil
Should be crowned with triumph 'stead of shame."
~ ThatKidFromCuse

Just like every other king main, this dudes an absolute bot who should be in red ranks but the game is in such a shi state here he is being rewarded for his flowchart bot game play.

least interesting king gameplay ive ever seen, enjoy ur rank loss

added for trade ^^

萝莉甜妹人皮话多 一起来聊聊天好无聊啊 做暖

Actual Bot