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Sitting on a toilet's seat that is still warm from the last person is the closest I’ve come to physical contact with another human in 10 years.
Sometimes when I’m feeling really alone I’ll stroll down to the nearby park/Library and read a book with an eye on the bathroom. If someone enters and is in there for more than 3 minutes I mark my spot with a bookmark and patiently wait for them to exit. The Second The door opens up and they walk out of it, I instantly stride quickly, right infront of them, to the stall before the warm porcelain hug fades. after that i proceed to sit on the warm toilet seat and i just inhale the other person's scent and aura that's still lingering around.
anyways i was just wondering, do you guys think this is a weird thing to do, cuz i just feel like it's really a normal human interaction and people really to stop judging me for doing this ...

I am looking for a nerdy girlfriend to play computer games with me and take over the cyberworld! No computer games, no sex. At the same time, she must sleep on my chest and touch my six pack. I am looking for a girlfriend to play League of Legends with me, to play World of Warcraft with me, to play Dota 2 with me, to play Maplestory with me, to play CS:GO with me, and also to get rich on Runescape with me. So if you know that girl who will play all those computer games with me, tag her roooooiiiiight now. Because I am nerdy, and single, and I am looking for a girlfriend to play computer games with me. nya~

is he still alive

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That's gay

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btw konosuba is ♥♥♥♥

weeb trash

Let's be honest, I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ king when it comes to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Like look at you dumbasses, you sitting there, circle jerking every chef insight saying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypastas like the navy seals one, that's not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. That's called being a punk.

And if you say I'm retarded for being the king of kings and ayyylmaoing your computer. I will show you my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degree in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chefs on the interwebs. I will also show you my 6.2 billion anime ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I got from reking your life. I bet in the comments when you paste your sad excuse for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I will come back at you and you will turn into a thanksgiving dinner. That's right, a roasted turkey.

Now if you think of ever think about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the king you will die confirmed, and I don't think you wouldnt like to be the 501 person that died by my roasting pleasure. Thanks for being smart and not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me.

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My favorite Bolivian.

+rep

+rep good trade

+rep, very good trader!

todo sea por ser lvl 2 xD