We'll start off with an Our Father Classic Prayer :

Our father, who AWPS in heaven
CS be thy game
Uncase begun, them skins be won,
Covert - and not a mil-spec
give us this day a StatTrak Knife
and forgive us when we rage quit,
as we forgive those who aimbot against us,
and lead us not into scamnation
but undeliverus a battlescarred
gaben.

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Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as . hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."