A shadowy figue, a renegade, on the run from justice after killing a zombie in McDonalds...well, actually, he just looked like a zombie...he was wearing a silly uniform...well, okay, he was working there...but they all talk and look like zombies...this one had acne as well...

And now I must reveal a rather disturbing secret...I have a dark, dark, dark side...revealed, truth be told, in a series of novels of a rather trashy horror genre, which purports to be of the spoofish persuasion.
I refer of course to the Sultanz trilogy, a series of stories concerning the largely unreported nest of undead deep, deep in the limestone quarries of North Wiltshire, England.
If you look on Amazon, Waterstones, or any online bookstore you may grab the first of these novels: Sultanz: The Phantom
Look out for the next two: Sultanz: Revenge of The Phantom and Sultanz of Suck.
Beware...they may make you too scared to get out of bed for a wee wee in the night....so be warned....don't send me a bill for your bed linen.
:)
Oh...and one other thing...pretty important.....
THESE NOVELS ARE FOR ADULTS 18+
So you've been warned.