how the ♥♥♥♥ did i get here and how do i leave

My name is Sherloco Homeless, i have been a detective for 20 years but never have i seen a case like this, there have been sightings of a spectacular creature, they call it... the "Dade". It feasts on poor souls in dota ranked matches. I too have encountered this creature once, we were losing the structures in our base while he was farming, we were asking for mercy from the enemy team, but they didnt show any, their slark unzipped his pants and was ready to shove his mighty ♥♥♥♥ up my ass, and then it happened. The mythical dade came from the shadows in our jungle, he blinked on top of the slark and sliced his ♥♥♥♥ open, he said " never disrespect me again u ♥♥♥♥♥" slark was terrified, it bought me just enough time to dagon his sliced ♥♥♥♥ back into oblivion. The dade dissapeard back into the darkness he came from. That was the last time someone saw it, the legend says the dade lurks in the shadows, slicing open the ♥♥♥♥♥ of anyone who dares step into his jungle, his farmland.

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Post this WALL on the page of all the illegals you know or TRUMP will deport you!

10 years since dade came online on steam, i have hired private invastigators but they cant enter his house, we suspect he is dead or playing league and is hiding from the shame, dade, if u see this, your parents asked me to find u, they told me if u die they give me your invoker set so u better come back or i ruin some pub games with cliff invoker

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