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Fordítási probléma jelentése
-- the Linux kernel, alerting me that there was some unknown
problem with my printer (ie, it was out of ink)
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock.
-- Henny Youngman
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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
-- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"
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Entropy requires no maintenance.
-- Markoff Chaney
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Snow White has become a camera buff. She spends hours and hours
shooting pictures of the seven dwarfs and their antics. Then she
mails the exposed film to a cut rate photo service. It takes weeks
for the developed film to arrive in the mail, but that is all right
with Snow White. She clears the table, washes the dishes and sweeps
the floor, all the while singing "Someday my prints will come."
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