Read this story of my latest poo:

It was feeling like a big 1, so I had my loyal plunger ready at my side. I felt the log starting to stretch my anus, then the thing just flew out. I swear the thing was 10 inches and quite thick. I flushed my toilet, it didnt overflow because the size of it just made it spin in circles and not go down the hole (causing stains to be left around the bowl). After 3 flushes and the thing still just spinning and leavng its mark, i literally went outside (before any wiping which was very messy), grabbed a stick, went back into bathroom, and broke up the 10 incher with my stick. After flushing and ensuring my poop was gone, I then disposed of the stick far away from my house where a family member may grab it, and went back in to do the wiping. After about 13 flushes and 2 1/2 rolls of toilet paper and 40 minutes off the clock, I was finished but still in awe of this amazing poop.

lol you ♥♥♥♥♥♥

bout' time. Jesus christ...