In the not so distant future, next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel, not to different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonics Institute.
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place.
But his bosses didn't like him, so they shot him into space.
"We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst we can find."
"He'll have to watch them all and we'll monitor his mind."
Now keep in mind Joel can't control where the movie begin or end.
Because he used those special parts to make his robot friends.
"Robot roll call"
Cambot.
♥♥♥♥♥.
Tom Servo.
Crooooow.
If wonder how he eats and breathes and other science facts.
Repeat to yourself it's just a show, I really should relax.
Called...
Mystery Science Theather 3000