Brother, it appears as though your room mate has re-pissed his bed i feel nothing but anguish for you. If you must seek shelter I wish to support you. There is no knowing when he may piss your bed. please be vigilant and stay safe.

Brother the cheese has spread throughout all of the town, you are the chosen one. Only you can stop the cheese spread. If you need any weapons then let us know, come down to HQ. We will support you throughout your endeavors. May the cheese seek you out and may the moon be with you

Brother, my two days to see you have been online, I think maybe you play a break, go out, rather than every day in the face of computer