Think about it. If you ♥♥♥♥ a girl, you are touching the ♥♥♥♥ juices of every guy she has ever been with. Plus, girls like ♥♥♥♥♥, and everyone knows that's hella gay. So the solution would be to ♥♥♥♥ guys instead, right?

Wrong.

If two guys have sex, it is 100% gay since you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a guy who likes getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥, which is gay as ♥♥♥♥, making you gay for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ another gay. Now, if only you had a way to ♥♥♥♥ straight guys...

Except you do. See, if you dress up as a chick and convince a straight guy to have sex with you, you'll be having straight sex, with someone who doesn't like ♥♥♥♥ in the slightest. But for that, you must hide your male side from him at all costs, otherwise you will instantly turn gay.

That's why traps are the only people who aren't gay.

let's have some fun in-game

Đặt tâm tốt nhưng vẫn thua bệnh nhân parkinson

+rep very strategic

+rep pretty good player

+Rep Perfect player. Good teammate. Great guy 😎🔥