Once, there was NO fun ... This was before MENU planning, FASHION
statements or NAUTILUS equipment ... Then, in 1985 ... FUN was
completely encoded in this tiny MICROCHIP ... It contain 14,768 vaguely
amusing SIT-COM pilots!! We had to wait FOUR BILLION years but we
finally got JERRY LEWIS, MTV and a large selection of creme-filled
snack cakes!
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The trouble with you
Is the trouble with me.
Got two good eyes
But we still don't see.
-- Robert Hunter, "Workingman's Dead"
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Wash: "Grenades?"

Zoe: "Oh, yes. Thank you, dear."
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Bender: A woman like that you gotta romance first!
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Early (drifting): "Well... here I am..."
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
-- Art Hoppe
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Agree with them now, it will save so much time.
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If I set here and stare at nothing long enough, people might think
I'm an engineer working on something.
-- S.R. McElroy
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