explain the health benefits of fitness to a man and he will lift for a day.

gaslight him into thinking it will get him a girlfriend and he will lift for a lifetime.

youre so lucky my f key doesnt work or id be ucking swearing at you now you at little ucken fcunt

yeh come to think of it ive never looked a women in the eye

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hey never tell sam this but i think he dose drugs tomas lets distance are self from hiem!

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only just felt the courage to say this poublicly but i was so frightened when we met sam his voice was so deep and hes so tall and i was just at my wits end frightened so scared im not coming next time unlees i have security

it hurts my eyes to loook at your dumb profile

brung back gordad ramsy picture

your so cr4p look at me i watch cold one chinese freind man music im cool and edge!

Just been informed that your image is a deep fake because jameieme olvoer was on good morning Briton and he didn’t have that hair cut

you jameie olover picture is bloody jokes mate literally just had a wee larfing at it with his airphomes in ahha did you take the picture?

i believe this man was stealing wallets last friday in the longe arms pub, all my spicksworth followers be wary

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you name it, hes got it.

just bin larfing for like well let me look at me watch here yeh about 20 minutes at your jamie olive profile pic its jokes mate please send me the png file

im truly really scared of sam his voice is so deep

im really scared of sam

haha gaaay

i heard bloomrs wants a scrap cos u made his jubilani flat at the rec the other day, didnt here it from me

do u wanna help me smoke weeed with joe kirman im scared he might hit me

i dont wanna go near that man quite frankly he looks sticky and rank

that's funny and but do you wanna help me kills Jarrods rabbit or not???

i went to the village hall and u didnt bring ur dads shirt i was freezing cold just wearing shorts why would u do this to me

im doing a project for uni where i need picturs of couples taking baths together can u help me out its wort h 90 percent oif my graDE!!!

ive been staring at your steam background for hours and cant look away

you guys have beds?

rumour has it that your bed isnt close enough to a campfire

i will never step foot into a trampoline park with you thomas richard lyons! but the woods i could probably make

HOLEY Cr@@P YOPUR PORFILE PICTURE JUST TURNED TO LOOK AT ME I SWEAR!!!

hey dont tell sam thius but i think we shouldnt play with him, he dose ddrugs thoams!

bring back gazorpazorp field

HOPE U STAY IN DUBAI TRAITOR

asking for a wii for christmas so i can see my big sweaty caveman dad with his arser crack showing getting all hot and bothered trying to figure out how to turn the bleeding thing on

last time i pay 4 grand for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bounty hunters this kid is still alive and well

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁

guys stop your dar*n agruing, sorrey for being rude but that was outta control and had to be stoped

♥♥♥♥ that was nasty below me ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ grow up words hurte

i know hugo isent deaded but when he does bite the dust you can read thus: im glad your dumb idiot dog died lololo

ok so i just saw my moms boobes when she got outa the shower and i got a boner i might merder my self

James was bulleying me brcause i was dessed up for uncle jhons funeral well listenhere james i know your gay i saw you kiss simon ze in the lockers room after gym class

why r womin alloud to have writes lol thats so gay?

tome you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bicth ******* i called U 3 times when i almost oveedosed on marijuana last week my heart was beating so fast i thought i was going to DIE.ill never mean anything to you i never meant anything too you and soemtimes i wish the weed did kill me </3

Poo poo bum bum caca doo doo pee pee piss. ♥♥♥ on face, bum doo doo fart barf vomit puke jizzed my self pee the bed ♥♥♥♥ the bed

And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them.

okay. i did it i squirted come but i left a big stane on the couch and it wont come out (get it lol) but seriosely how do i get it out before my mom knows i jerk off

ajnyone want a an out of date pot noodle?

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hi grover

kill urself has lost all meaning but tomas lyons u fat gremlin i generally hope you end your 'life' you waste of human fat ♥♥♥♥. when u eventually kill yourself i will dance on your grave and come back to this comment and lOOOL my little tooshie off you orc. i wish the worst for you and will continue to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dream of killing every lyon in your fammily tree, starting with richard lyons the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ill BREAK HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOSE, so yeh end your li