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O.K. War Thunder. I downloaded this because it was FREE! And though having a persistant in-game currency (GOLDEN EAGLES OMGWTFFTW), it's still a bunch of fun. Choose to fly for the U.S.S.R, U.S.A, Japan, or Germany and shoot down others in planes! They're coming out with tanks, but that's a while away. The level system got wacky in a recent update so be warned. If you're still confused just go ahead and look it up. But I do recommend it.

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By God. This game is one of the most addictive games I've played in a very long time. Scratch that, it IS the most addictive game. I've spent real life money on freakin' digital hats, and though I feel horrible about that, I still pour money into this game. Why? I have no freaking idea. It's just so much fun chewing people to bits with a minigun. Or burning them to a crisp with a flamethrower. Or backstabbing them, silently enjoying yourself as you know you've just made them rage. Something about this game sets it apart from the rest. Something that apparently is so compelling, tons of people will pour money into it. And honestly, all I can say is that you should be warned. Because if you pick it up, YOU DON'T PUT IT DOWN.

Similar to Saints Row III in that it's another open-world game. However, I found it slightly dissapointing. Though as funny as the game preceding it (what with sex jokes and all that), it's still the same map. Yeah. The problem is that it was meant to be DLC, but they had so much content they made it another game. So, though slightly different, it feels the same. However there is a dubstep gun with explosive wubs so that's pretty f*ckin' amazing. Overall, I reccomend it, but not a 10/10. Probably a 7.

Papers, Please. An inetersting concept. You play the role of a man working an immigrant checkpoint. It's your duty to allow people who have all correct documentations through said checkpoint. It's alos your duty to deny those with contradictions in said documents. Or those missing documents. Or those with contraband and weapons. It's also your duty to stare at pictures of naked people who look like men, who turn out to be women to check their passport's aunthenticity. It's hard running a check point station.

Decisions. You must make them. And in this game, said decisions could lead to your ultimate demise. Darn. Luckily the save button is there, because you will be dying. A LOT. SO MUCH DEATH. But you'll learn from these mistakes, survive the next time, then die again. Why? Because this game doesn't like you. It doesn't want to be your friend. It wants you to die. And die you shall. But allow me to actually explain the game. Here, you step into the shoes of a princess soon about to become queen. You must prepare for this though. So every week you take classes. History, swordmanship, magical lore, etc. Each of these classes better help you understand (and survive) situations getting betwen you and the crown. And mos likely, you will not take the right ones, and end up dying. But with each death, you learn a little more, that will help you your next attempt. WHich will be a few days after raging on dying for the 42nd time.

Like flying things? Like shpooting things? Like fixing things so you don't explode in a giant ball of fire? Have I got a game for you! Guns of Icarus Online is a good game for beginners what with all the noob servers, and a good place for vets what with all the non-newb servers! You can play as the role of a pilot, Gunner, or Engineer on a 4-man flying vessel shooting down other vessels!. Each has an important role in keeping their ship from exploding! The pilot bravely guides their ships through O.K. sized maps, while the gunners shoot other people, while the engineer keeps them from exploding! As you may be able to see by now, there's a lot of exploding. To avoid this, simply create a party with 3 of your competent friends so you don't have to constantly facepalm! (The opposite may also be true). So, I strongly urge you and 3 of your buddies consider buying this, for your sakes. Because let's be honest, I truly don't care if you don't want it. I just wanna shoot you down.

Are you batman? Allow me to answer that for you. No, you are not. Why? Because: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9G18qHPhcM (0:08). So, you're not batman. But, there's always the next best thing, dressing yourself up in cardboard and t-shirts to impersonate as batman while weilding a gun to kill joker impersonaters. Don't wanna be batman? Find yourself hating on batman on forums? No worries! There's another option! Impersonating as the joker to kill batman impersonaters! No, neither batman or the joker sponsor said groups, but you do it for vengence right? So get out there, you crazy maniacs!

Are you a strategist? I'm not. But I still like this franchise. Step into the shoes of a general as you command your troops to glorious victory or humliating defeat. The games vary in time-eras, so be sure to check them all out.

Do you like guns? How many guns? I don't know. But the first Borderlands had about 17.5 million, so I'd say it's safe to assume this one has more. Anyway, what do you like to shoot? Lead? I shoot electricity with my Tediore shotgun, which I then throw as an electric grenade. I also like to shoot stuff with my Minecraft sniper rifle. Sounding good yet? I should hope so. Unless it doesn't, which in that case, you can always play COD. Do you like to play COD? I should hope not. But I'm getting off topic here. The point is, if your tired of your generic, not exploding guns, I would pick this game up ASAP. Plus it's cheaper. More Exploding guns for less $. If you're not feeling convinced here, then allow me to introduce you to it's different character classes, skill trees, and Bonerfarts (er, Bullymongs). So, what will you do now? Allow me to enlighten you. You're going to buy this game.