Recent reviews by Keroro

I, Keroro-chan,
recommend this game to all
who love some waifu

~A game for all lovers of poetry

Nominated for GAME THAT DESERVES A SEQUEL

Microtransactions. Decisons need to be re-evaluated. Overkill needs to learn something.

UPDATE: So we finally get the Completely Overkill Pack Secret, something we've been waiting for for months, and what do I recieve for practically giving away $20? Some ugly, scratched up weapon skin.
"Q: In the Completely OVERKILL Pack, a secret item is offered. Does this item somehow increase those players advantage of the game or are they simply cosmetic items?

A: The secret item is cosmetic. It will not make you better than anyone else."
More lies. Awesome.

UPDATE 100: Okay, so in a move I did not see coming, microtransactions are gone. About time. Completely Overkill Pack owners were also rewarded with exclusive masks, cosmetic items. Okay, but what about the DLCs? Well, DLCs are never going away. They did drop the prices of older DLCs, but more are inevitably going to be pumped out (The Biker Packs). And behind those new DLCs are new, fresh perk decks... So, in total, AFTER UPDATE 100, I would say buy this game during a sale. And be frugal about DLCs, owning all of them is unecessary, especially considering you can always join another player's heist.

Screw around with the Universe. Yeah. Make a giant moon for planets to collide with, make an Earth with rings. Make a 1000000000000000000 degrees hot sun. Not an amazing game, but worth the price.

Another one of my favorite games. The soundtrack is off the hook, epic moments, robots, robot dinoaurs, robot swords, fire-breathing robot dinosaurs, G1 Optimus Prime (Curse you DLC), Optimus Prime being himself (that is a badass( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEbKgIbycl4 (And this time, without Hot Rod screwing everyone over!))), and more! So, if you're a fan of transformers or just want a good game, I reccomend this title for your library.

You're a "doctor". Do "doctor" things. Like cutting someone's heart out and shoving in a new one. That's a "doctor" thing. Right?

Enjoy strolling through space? No. Of course you don't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtDAo-DX2Pg Like flying through space in a spaceship? Sure you do! In Strike Suit Zero, you are a space pilot shooting stuff. The story doesn't make much sense, and sure it's extremely hard at points, but at one point your ship becomes a space robot suit so it's all good.

Good stuff

Ah, Bioshock Infinite. One of the biggest games of last year as I'm sure you can all recall. If you havn't already bought it (or looked up the ending) buy it. It's storyline is one not easily forgotten, plus the A.I. doesn't just complain and whine! She complain, whines, and throws ammo/health at you! Plus exploding revolvers. Yeah. Oh right, and the world looks amazing. What with the sky and such.

A classic. Well, going to become a classic. It's story line is so interesting and deep (well-hidden too), that when you reach the end you think "Wow, WTF was all of that?". Plus, you can shoot Fire N' Stuff outta your hand! Too cool for flamethrowers? Notta problem, Incinerate plasmid is for you! 6-shot revolvers too small? Forget about it! The pistol can be upgraded to extreme clip sizes. Anyway, I highly reccomend this game. BUT DON'T WATCH SPOILERS. I CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH. So, what are you waiting for? Get killin' kids!